Ok so some women call it the tragedy of our lifetime, but really when the time calls for it a sausage fest is a good thing!! Noticing the distinct lack of male members i thought it would be appropriate for a wee thread for the minority to come and say I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!!!!! lol

All male members leave a wee post just so we can total how many there really are on here!

any macho quotes leave them here, im sure Leigh will agree lay off any sexism! lol This isn't an army of men I am forming here to take on the women! lmao

"IM AN EVIL SCOTSMAN, JIMMY IS MA NAME, IM A SHEEPS*****R FAE ABERDEEN AND CAUSING PAIN IS MA GAME" - Billy Connolly

Hey, I'm all for testosteron bonding! :cheers:

'Nuff Said!!! :lol:

:cheers: drink up bud! :D

Male bonding eh? Yeah it's a short list of guys on this forum.

Can I join you guys?!

I count as a dude right?..lol..jk..

* Slaps every guy a hand shank*

I'll leave you guys alone.

*Leaves the room*

Minx

Sorry, minx...No does allowed.

:lol:

Its all good..

I can Find some girls to play with then. :P

Have fun with out me..
Well not too much. ;)

Minx

ANTHONY!!!!!!! *Body Checks Anthony*

I miss you man! i miss your emails!

Hello Brian * Sexy Voice*

Miss me? Love you!

* Leaves room with minx*

:o NO WAIT! COME BACK, MY PRETEND GIRLFRIEND, COME BACK!

*Drama scene*

*shouts while holding pit back* LET HER GO BRIAN, DAMMIT, SHES GONE, IT'S OVER!!!! *in a saddend tone* shes gone mate.

*reasuring voice* pull yourself together man we agreed no girl's allowed!!!

Nuts to that!

(breaks free of his grasp)

I'M COMING BABY!

*shouts after you* IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE, NOT IN THIS THHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...................................

Hey...No does allowed...Thems the rules! :brow:

Doesn't mean we can talk and lust after them here...They just can't be in here.

Bad 'Droid! :angry: Somebody push'em in an escape pod now!!! :rant:


:D


'Nuff Said! :kick:

Hey males!

:)

(climbs into escape pod)

I'm coming baby!

(seals hatch behind me)

Course set, engines primed, SEE YA SUCKERS! :lol:

Lostsoul, we are the only TRUE males left, Pit has been seduced by the sirens, we must stay immune and hold this thread together with man glue.........................no that isnnt what i meant all you dirty minded people!!!

And I'M the crazy one for leaving in an escape pod. ;)

Hey dudes, as long as this doesn't turn into a Random thread for the fellas then I'm all good with the idea ;) Is this where all the guys in the forum talk about all the girls?

Vxn

No, this is the forum that is held together by "man glue" that I'm leaving to chase after my pretend girlfriend, fallen angel.

Wait a minute, we can't have a random thread? Isn't there one actually called "Random Rants and Rambles"? This is discrimination! We demand our own forum for random incoherent thoughts and half-baked ideas! Are you with me guys? :brow:

SIR YES SIR!


ohh n Vix what makes girls so special that you think we would make a thread to talk bout them? haha

The Random thread got closed down a while ago.

And um, no I don't think there will be another one.

The Highlander it's about Girl power!

Vxn

Really? The random thread got closed down?

Crap, okay c'mon guys we have to find something to talk about. Oh I know!

QUESTION: What should we talk about so Vixxen doesn't close us down?

Seriously, this needs to have some sort of solid topic and not just a place for males to talk. That, my fellow male fans, is for PM's and if you all want to talk together add eachother on a messenger and have a conference!

Vxn

WAIT, WAIT DON'T CLOSE IT DOWN YET! Give the other guys a day to respond first!

Highlander, Lostsoul, c'mon guys! We need to get to know one another or some crap.

Fine. but I'm serious, I dont want to seem like a...you know what, but.... :)

Vxn

Well the point in the first place was to calculate the amount of lads on the forum but it seems either there is only 3 of us or that Pit, Lostsoul and I r da only 1s who bother to answer! I think that can also answer Pits question! :)

Male topic question (altho if girls no the answer please let me know) - why do girls think ALL guys only want them 4 sex? kinda bugs me when people can judge everyone the same!

i mean i have been with my girl friend 4 almost 6 months now and we have never gone the whole way and we dont intend to at this point anyway. Sure weve "experimented" but wed really rather be out having a laugh together and enjoying the company of having someone to spend lots of time with.

We have a very happy relationship and lots of trust, I just can't imagine me forcing her into anything, right from the beggining we made all decisions together and thats what I am comfortable with.

That's cool. I wishI had someone like that. The girl I have been trying to get to go out with me for weeks never has any time. Or if she is free, she can never get a ride anywhere and it's quite a drive from where I live. The point is moot though since she works like 60-70 hours a week.

Awww Pit man im sure its only a matter of time before you find someone like that or even better! :D see how could you close a thread that has this much homie love? I've got your back brova n hopefully you return the favour! :)

urgent plea - more guys please comment, we need the numbers to keep this thread going, i know for a fact theres more than just the three of us, cmon!

Yeah, yeah we need to talk about more guys stuff...........so.....who likes fart noises? Beer? Oh, and what about explosions and horror movies and bugs?

*lifts a cheek* "paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp" does that answer your question? :D


dude you just described the best movie experience ever, a horror movie with mutant bugs that create explosions with loud fart noises, and havingf plenty to drink while you watch! :lol:

Let me ask you guys this:

Why is it "ok" For girls to make out, have sex with each other, ECT..
and its not ok for guys to do the same?

If someone saw 2 guys do these acts People would just say thats "Gay"
But I for an example and some other girl would do these sort of acts. You would claim it as "Hot" and you wouldn't think that me and this other girl were " Gay"

Minx

*walks in*

aww no ..got to go. Too much testosterone in here for moi ...

So, What are you saying?! ..lol..

Minx

I'm saying that there is not enough women in here lol

Hullo...The Male Bonding Thread here... :blink:


'Nuff Said! :kick:

First, it's more than "ok" for two women to make out and have sex as far as men are concerned. Our brains are simpler, one woman is good, two women is better. In the immortal words of Private Tucker in the comedy series "Red vs. Blue": "Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets."

Would I call two guys making out "gay", uhm yes? I would hope they are gay, otherwise one of them is blind and the other is a jerk. Or they're both blind and someone has played a cruel trick on them.

I get what you mean though, that people use "gay" as a negative term too easily, like if they find a parking ticket on their car and say "ah man, that's gay". If that's what you mean then yeah, that's wrong.

Plus, I wouldn't think of you and this other hypothetical girl as "gay", my brain would reconcile the image by thinking "hmmm, maybe their bi, then I can have TWO girls!"

that "nuff said" was more apropriate than any other, in that context Lostsoul! :lol: lol

Man your some kind of genius! to explain that kind of subject in such an understandable way with a touch of humor is just pure class! :bow:


n the red vs blue part nailed it for me! lol

You're too kind. ;)

So uhh any of you males in here watch football?