Tittle: Lost on camp
Author: me!
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Lostish.
genre: humor, romance

Well I was trying to write a SWAT fic but kinda came up with this (don't ask me how coz I don't know lol) it's a teen Sana, kinda random, kinda funny but yea, here's the first chapter:


Chapter 1
It was late in the day when a bus full of students arrived at the camp in the forest after traveling hours from their homes in the city, They flooded sleepily off the bus, grateful for the chance to walk around after being cooped up in a confined space all day.

After a quick meal the students were assigned their rooms and sent to bed.

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“This place is such a dump.” Shannon huffed as she tossed her bag onto the bottom bunk of the small log cabin she was to share with Kate, Ana Lucia and Claire for the next week.

“Yea I et it doesn’t even have reception” Ana agreed.

Shannon looked at her friend horrified, “You’re joking right?!” She grabbed at her cellphone “ARGH! I hate this place already!” Ana laughed

“It’ll be fun.” Claire poked her head over the top of the opposite bunk

“Yea, especially when the guys see what we have in store for them” Kate grinned, pulling a small plastic bag from her duffel.

“What’s in there?” Claire asked.

Ana and Kate exchanged a grin. “Show her” Ana nodded

Kate reached into the bag and retrieved several cans of shaving cream, some syrup and some string.

“What are you going to do with that?” Claire asked, still confused

“You’ll see tomorrow” Ana said

“c’mon, let’s get ready for bead, I’m shattered” Shannon whined

Yea, okay” Kate agreed “don’t forget to set your alarm Ana.” The Latina nodded, she couldn’t help but smile as she thought about the following morning.

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At exactly 5.00am Ana’s cellphone went off signaling it was time to wake up.

“Argh, do we have to do this now?” Kate moaned sleepily

“Yup, c’mon” Ana jumped off the bunk she shared with Shannon

“What are you guys doing? It’s 5 o’clock in the morning.” Claire sat up in her bed

“Nothing Claire, go back to sleep.” Kate said softly, the blonde did as she was told and lay back down.

Kate and Ana were heading out the door when they realized something was missing

“Where’s Shannon?” Kate asked

They glanced back to see Shannon fast asleep, snoring daintily. Ana chuckled under her breath and went over to the girl and shook her.

“Hmph?”

“It’s time to go”

“Now?”

“Yup”

“Okay.”

Shannon still didn’t move, so Ana ripped off the covers, exposing her friend to the cold, refreshing morning.

“no fair” She mumbled, but got up none the less, and followed Kate and Ana to the guys cabin.

~~~~~~~~~~`

It was risky, they knew they’d get in serious trouble if they were caught, but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

“I’ll take Jack” Kate whispered

“Okay, I’ll take Boone” Shannon grinned

“Fine, I’ll do James” Ana nodded

“What about Charlie?” Shannon asked

“Whoever’s finished first can do him” Ana answered.

“Let’s go” Kate lead the girls into the dark room. Ana watched as Kate and Shannon went over to Jack and Boone, she grinned to herself and went over to the two remaining beds. Unlike the girls, the guys had single beds, not bunks, which made it easier to carry out their plan.

Ana found James lying on his back, his arms were raised above his head which rested on his hands in a relaxed position. He had no shirt on and the sunrise shone through the small gap in the curtains and flickered against his tanned chest, Ana watched him for a moment, he was kind of …......hot? She studied the peaceful expression on his face, the lock of blonde hair that fell across his eyes, the rise and fall of his chest

…”Ana?”

Ana turned to see Kate starring at her puzzled. Pushing her previous thoughts aside Ana nodded at Kate and took out a can o shaving cream, first she covered his hair, then she placed stripes across his chest as if he was wearing an old fashioned prison uniform. It suited him strangely well, Ana thought to herself, amused.

Then she reached under the covers and tied his feet together, trying her hardest not to burst out laughing.

As a finishing touch she poured some of the syrup on the wooden floor around his bed.

Kate was waiting at the door and Shannon was finishing off Charlie. The three hurried out of the cabin, giggling softly.

“You two run back, there’s one more thing I want to do.” Ana told them

“okay” Shannon laughed, puzzled at what it was but deciding that it was not the right time for questions.

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As soon as Kate and Shannon were out of sight Ana returned to James’s bedside, she gently pulled his right hand from under his head and filled it with shaving cream, then she blew very gently across his face, it worked perfectly as James brought his hand across his face to scratch the itch, covering it in foam.

Ana giggled quietly, she was almost at the door when a dark silhouette appeared on the other side, it was the large, unmistakable frame of a teacher.

Ana crept quickly to the bathroom and closed the door almost fully, just in time to hear a sharp knock on the front door.

“Boys?” a deep voice boomed

“You’re on breakfast duty, time to get up.”

She heard the figures in the bed begin to stir

“BOYS?!”

“What is this?!” Ana heard Boone yell

“EW!” she giggled as Charlie woke up.

Suddenly the cabin door opened and the teacher marched in

“What’s going on here?” he growled

The guys jumped out of bed, Ana suppressed a small laugh as she heard several hit the floor.

“What is this mess?!” The teacher repeated in an impatient tone. The guys stood speechless, none of them knew how to explain the chaos.

Ana looked through the crack in the door and gasped as her eyes meet James’s. They looked at eachother, shocked. James turned away, shaking his head. Ana sighed, she’d probably get sent home, or even suspended.

“Any ideas on who did this?” The teacher roared

“No” They all mumbled

Ana studied James in surprise, Why wasn’t he telling what he knew?

“Right……… well you boys are on breakfast today so I’ll wait outside while you clean up, you have 5 minutes” Ana heard the door slam.

“What the hell?” Jack whined

“This is just gross!” Charlie stated, removing the cream from his hair.

James marched to the bathroom and flung the door wide open

“Care to explain, Muchacha?”

“ANA!” The boys frowned in surprise. Charlie walked over to the door

“Charlie don’t” James commanded.

“Why not?” he asked

“Yeah, why?” Ana looked at him, puzzled.

“Because if you get sent home I don’t get revenge” He said simply.

“What do you want?” she sighed

Before she could protest James wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into a tight hug

“ooogh!” Ana moaned and shuddered as he covered her in the sticky white foam. He pulled away grinning.

“You done?” she asked, unamused

“Just getting started” Boone laughed

“You boys done yet? The teacher boomed, walking up the steps

James grabbed Ana and pulled her into the bathroom and shut the door, he turned on the shower to cover any noise

“What’s taking so long?”

“James is.. in the shower” Jack said eventually.

Suddenly Ana and James heard a sharp knock on the bathroom door, they both jumped into the shower, under the cold water.

“Yeah?” James called out

“Two minutes Ford”

“Yes Sir.” He replied

Seconds later Jack opened the door and was amused to find Ana and James huddled in the tiny shower with James’s arms wrapped protectively around Ana,

“Anyone got a camera?” Boone teased

Ana finally noticed how close she was to James, she’d pressed herself into his chest because the water was so cold, she hardly noticed it now. It was just the body warmth, Ana told herself. Nothing else.

“Shut up” James growled

He and Ana got clumsily out of the shower and took a towel from Charlie.

“Okay” Jack said quietly “You three head to the Kitchen and say I’ll be along in a minute, I’ll take Ana back and talk to the girls about tonight

“Tonight?” Ana echoed

Jack just nodded and grinned

Soon the guys were out the door and as soon as they were out of sight ack and Ana made a run for Ana’s cabin.

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Shannon and Kate were about to go looking for Ana when she burst through the door, closely followed by Jack, which meant trouble.

“Alright, here’s the deal, tonight at 11pm you four will come to our cabin, if you don’t we’ll tell about what you did.” Ha smirked

“Deal” Kate agreed

“What are we gona do?” Shannon asked

“You’ll see” Jack laughed and walked off to the kitchen.

~end~

i dont get the ending :unsure:

it was a cute story maybe you should write a couple more chapters of the crazy stuff they do at camp and then end it before they go home cause this was too cute

and hey what did happen to that SWAT fic Huh huh huh? lol i see you didn't get very far....

anyways i still don't really get that ending but hey it's cool hehe

i thought this was soooooooo good.

wow! tht was realli good! lol. u need to finish it! PLEEZZEE!! *drops to knees* i'm begging you! *puppy dog face* please write more soon! thanks
-noel-
(ps...don't remember ur name...sorry) lol

^^ LMFAO. glad you like it. my names Kate btw. don't worry I wrote a sequal last nite (actually bowt 1am this morning lol) and it will be here soon - watch this space :P

Nikki - :ph43r: I promise, it's coming. hey more to the point WHERE'S YOURS? huh huh huh???? :D

Love it on the Sana forum, love it on here, I just love it!!!!

And I bet I'll love the sequal just as much!! :P

I love it!!!
You always have me falling in love with your fics but that also means that i can't wait for the sequal -- and here I am now bitting my nails... :rolleyes:

p.s.: How long have i been here?!? And I still didn't know your name was Kate... :blink: :unsure: :ph43r:

lol omg bel you're so sweet! you make me laugh, thanks heaps!

Michelle_rox - thanks again! yea I hpe so :P

noel - haha ur so cute! here ya go man,

nikki - HA! I see you're silent. I win :D

CHAPTER 2;

It had been a long day and everyone was exhausted. Ana Lucia set her alarm for 11pm and promptly fell asleep. Kate Shannon and Claire followed soon after. At 11pm her alarm woke them and Ana shoved on some trackies and a hoodie and followed her friend to the guys cabin.

“You’re late” Jack said when they arrived

“You’re lucky we’re here” Kate snapped

“No, you’re lucky you’re here” Sawyer corrected her

“Why are we here?” Claire asked,

The blonde was still puzzled as to the purpose of their ‘midnight walk.’

“We played a prank on the guys and they caught us.” Shannon said flatly.

“Well? What are we doing?” Ana asked

“Playing a game” Boone told her.

Ana looked at Boone, waiting for him to elaborate but he didn’t. He was going to make her ask.

“What game?” She asked through clenched teeth

“Truth…….or dare” Charlie grinned at her

“Truth or Dare?!” Kate repeated

“Yup.” Charlie confirmed

There was a moment of silence then all the girls burst out laughing.

“Are you serious???”

“Flash back to being 10 years old anyone?”

“Okay” Ana agreed “If we play your stupid game then we’re even?”

“Yes” Jack nodded

“Okay whose first?” Shannon laughed

“You” Charlie answered “Truth or dare?”

“Dare” She chose carefully

Charlie thought hard for a moment “Tomorrow when we go on the bushwalk I dare you to wear your pj’s.” He laughed

“WHAT?!” Shannon was mortified at the thought of everyone seeing her in her boxers and t-shirt. “Fine” she frowned

“Jack you’re turn, truth or dare?” she huffed

“Dare” Jack sighed. This was a game of ego and he knew he’d never live it down if he chose truth.

“Okay” Shannon looked at him gleefully. “I dare you to show Kate what you really think of her”

Everyone looked at the devious blonde except Jack who sat blushing and regretting choosing ‘dare.’

“Go on” Shannon insisted. She had seen something that the other’s hadn’t. Jack turned to Kate and kissed her hard. There was a mix of ‘OOOOOO’s and ‘awwww’s from their audience as Kate and Jack engaged in a passionate kiss, only stopping when Charlie got grossed out,

“C’mon guys, give it a rest will ya?” he screwed up his face.

“Ana.”

“hmm?” she raised her eyebrows at Jack

“Truth or dare?” his eyes glanced over to the girl sitting between Shannon and James.

“Dare” she told him boldly

“I dare you to tell us which of the guys here you would kiss if you had to” He smirked

“Are you serious?” Claire asked “That’s kinda lame.”

“Well it’s all I could think of.” The dark haired boy defended. “It’s just a question anyways”

It was Ana’s turn to be embarrassed but she didn’t show it. She looked Jack right in the eyes and told the truth…

“If I had to…….James”

“Whaaa?” The southerner starred at her in surprise. Ana didn’t look at him, she couldn’t bring herself to. Instead she continued to stare at Jack.

“Why?” Jack asked

“I already answered your question” She told him coldly. “Boone, truth or dare?”

“awww……..dare” He mumbled

“I dare you to jump in the lake now” She said without hesitating

“um…okay”

“……..but naked.” She finished

everyone burst out laughing

“What? No way, that’s not fair!” Boone protested loudly

“shhhhh! Go on, naked as the day you were born.” She grinned

“Fine. But not everyone’s coming.”

“I’m in!” Kate laughed

“Me too” Shannon nodded

“what? No way Shannon!” he screeched

“Why not? I’m your sister! It’s nothing I havn’t seen before.”

“ough! Shannon gross” Boone was revolted.

“I’m coming” Charlie laughed

“fine but NO ONE ELSE!” Boone pleaded.

Ana shrugged “okay” she slipped Shannon a camera as they walked out the door, just for insurance.

“so why me?” James asked as soon as everyone had gone. Claire and Jack were deep in conversation on one of the beds and Ana was sitting on the floor at the foot of another.

“does it matter?” she retorted

James looked at the Latina and studied her for a moment. She wouldn’t look him in the eye, she looked…… almost embarrassed, kind of scared. Her skin was glowing in the dim light and her hair long hair curled loosely around her face. She sat with her knee’s hugged tightly to her chest.

“Maybe it does.” He said quietly

“ don’t see how, just let it go.” She got up and went and lay on a bed, she couldn’t care less whose bed it was, she was so tired, she could hardly keep her eyes open.

Across the room Claire and Jack were also looking sleepy. Ana allowed herself to close he eyes…. Just for a moment…..

James watched as Ana lay down on Boone’s bed and closed her eyes. He was confused about how she felt about him and even more how he felt about her. He wondered why she chose him, she must like him…..right? but then again she didn’t act like it…. It was all too confusing.

After a long debate with himself he decided to go and tell her whose bed she was on and under the circumstances it might not be such a good idea if she was found asleep on it.

“Ana…?” he shook her gently “Ana?” she didn’t respond, she was fast asleep.

Just then the four returned from the lake.

“Not funny!” Boone was grumbling “What is SHE doing on my bed?” he asked outraged at the cause of his humiliation lying asleep on his bed.

“Shhhhh! She’s asleep!” James growled

“So wake her up!”

“good luck, she’s a deep sleeper” Kate smiled

“Well she ain’t staying the night!”

“well we can’t take her back like this….” Shannon said thoughtfully “Sawyer…?” she hinted subtly

“awwww…….fine” he relented, he wasn’t going to but he really didn’t like the thought of waking her up. He picked her up and took her to his bed, laying her down gently, Ana moaned and rolled over, almost falling off the bed.

The girls left and the guys went to bed. Sawyer climbed into his bed with Ana. He was just being nice, he told himself, there was nothing between them at all and he was NOT falling for her.

Ana turned in her sleep and snuggled into Sawyer, it was a cold night and he welcomed the warmth, soon he was fast asleep too.

The next morning the sunlight shone through the curtain onto Ana’s face, she opened her eyes sleepily at the blinding light and moaned.

“shhh wud ya? I’m try’in to sleep!” a voice said behind her.

Suddenly Ana noticed the arm around her waist and the body pressed to her side. She whirled around to find herself face to face with James.

“Why are you in my bed?” she frowned

James opened his eyes

“damn girl, can’t you shut up for 5 minutes?”

Ana looked around, SHE was in HIS bed, crap.

“James, I don’t remember what happened” She said, almost fearfully.

He looked at her, she would remember soon enough, but in the meantime, this could be fun, why waste an opportunity?

“c’mon baby? Don’t you remember?” he asked sleazily, grinning from ear to ear.

Ana looked at him horrified.

~end~

hahahahahahahaha

"come on don't you remember you got super wasted playing strip poker?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa see now you BETTER update this and let there be some sanna action a kiss or a skinny dip in the lake ANYTHING!!!!!!

SKINNY DIPPING???? AH YOU"RE A GENIUS! ooo I like that idea! mwahahaha :P and strip polka? thanks heaps! yes It will be updated.

(man so much for me not writing any more fics, that didn't last long :huh: )

i'm good at pursuading people *puts gun back in pants*

umm.....you could say that :unsure: I mean uh yes, of course you are :D :ph43r:

i'll expect that chapter soon ..... i don't get it soon...i'm gonna have one of my guys come and get it

*Buttons suit and walks away*

:P

*shakes in shoes*

yes sir, I'll get right on it sir! *salutes*

aaaaaaaaaaa! :ph43r:

*Other split personality walks up*

"don't worry about him.....its a fake gun!"

*faints*

:cooloff: *throws bucket of water*

*wakes up and runs for my life*

SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE she's crazy she's cazy! loca loca loca I tell you!

No no no i'm not crazy i swear

*pulls guns from back pocket*

remember chapter soon or my guys come after you

*shakes head really fast*

No don't listen to him he's crazy

"Dammit Jake put the gun down you're making the girl think we're crazy"

"But girl we are crazy you have split personalities you crazy b*tch"

"Hey Don't call me a B*tch"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :conflict:

^^ haha awesome.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahah

You two are officialy insane!....mmm I better review this quickly... :ph43r:

Devilish this is fantastic! You had me laughing the whole time :lol: :lol: :lol: sweet and funny -- just what I needed! Thanx hun!
But now you better hurry with that update before i either run out of nails to bite (ouch!) or turn just as insane as miss Nikki there.

:P :P :lol:

hey i'm not insane it's JAKE! He is the insane carrying around that gun....

i told him to get rid of it...it's making my pants sag from the weight.......

*Pulls gun out from back of pants and puts in coat pocket*

"Fine you don't like it in the back of your pants i'll move it!"

"Dammit jake if you would just get rid of that effin gun there wouldn't be a problem."

"Oh so now you have a problem with me? You've made me up in your head and now you have a problem with me?"

"Yes i do."

"Fine i don't want to be your other personalily anymore find someone else. And i'm taking the gun."

"Good! I dont want it anyways."

Sorry about that bel Jake is an a--hole sometimes and now i guess it looks like he isn't coming back

hahaha!! Damn you guys are funny! lol
Nikki, you better hope that evil version of you doesn't come to me...can you imagian ME with a gun.... :ph43r:

RUN!!!!

"Damn Jake i knew you were leaving me but for one of my close friends? You
s-ut! I can't believe you Jake it's one thing to leave me for someone else but for a close friend that's just wrong."

*Makes sad face*

"No no no it's not like that she just wanted to play with my gun i wasn't gonna stay with her."

"Ahhhh...... Spare me the details Jake."

*Shakes head it disgust*
*Walks away muttering obscene words about jake under my breath*

*sees Nikki and Jake arguing*

Opps... :blink: What did I just do?

*feels bad*

I'm sorry Nikki!! :sniff: Its all Jakes falt!! You know I'd never do that to you! Evil Jake!

*crys*

:cry:

*smacks self on side of head*

"I can't believe you Jake now you made her cry! It's so over now."

*Bottom lip quievers*

"I'm sorry don't make me leave. I'll get rid of the gun."

*Hands gun to MichelleRox, Before it gets to her hand i smack it away*

"What are you stupid? Don't give her the gun.... Damn Jake you're such and idiot sometimes."

*Crosses arms and huffs*

*while Nikki yells at Jake I get gun*

Oh.....shinny! :P I wonder what this does....*shotes gun at the sky*

:blink: ...........Cool!!! :lol:

*Throws self on ground*

"See and now she got the gun anyways. You should've put it away."

*Runs to MichelleRox and tackles her*

"But you said you didn't want it in your pants anymore because it makes them sag."

"Yeah well now look i just had to tackle her so i could retrieve it."

*Hands Jake his gun*

"Don't you dare put it back there."

"Sorry." jake mumbles.

"*Helps MichelleRox up*

"Sorry about that girl."

Thats ok Nikki.

*gets up and looks for that fun toy I just had*

But its shinny...... :(

"But it can kill you" :(

:blink: .....OMG...

Never let me near anything like that again! I could hurt someone... :unsure:

*Pats michellerox on head*

"Good girl now go play with fire...."

"Dammit jake what'd you tell her that for?"

Haha! Dude I'm a pyro so...yeah...keep me AWAY from fire!! :lol:

*Runs really really fast away from MichelleRox*

*Comes back with fire extinguisher*

"Ok we're safe now i have an extinguisher get the matches."

*lighta a match and stares at it*

Fire.My.Friend. :D

*Accidentally lights shirt on fire*

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

"Stop, Drop, and Roll" Jake yells.

*Throws self to ground*

"Ugh!"

*Rolls around*

"What did you do that for stupid. That hurt." Jake yells.

"You told me too stupid."

*Fire goes out*

"Its out now light another one"

*lights another*

No problem! :D

*Wonders why MichelleRox didn't put me out with the extinguisher instead of me rolling around on the ground*

:unsure:

WTF???? I'm officially locking you two up in the looney bin! nikki's a crazy skitzo and michelle_rox's is a crazy pyro :ph43r: *locks them up and trows away the key*

love this fic, it's great, very uplifting

skitzo????

noooooooooo dont you love me anymore

but yeah i agree michellerox is crazy lol