Title: MR Photo Stories
Description: Use your imagination!
Jill - July 4, 2006 10:21 PM (GMT)
I don't think I have to explain much....
Just watch and read and you'll know the meaning of this topic :P
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Amaury: Come on Chelle, put that cigarette away!

Michelle: Yeah, you're right. I officially quit smoking anyway... You can have it.

Amaury: Good girl! You deserve a kiss!

Michelle: *thinking* Well, thats worth it!

Both: So lets pose once again and be serieus this time.....

Michelle: How can I be serieus if you secretly grab my ass?!
Amaury: You did the same thing to me!!

Amaury: I know enough.... Meet me in my hotel tonight...
Skayla - July 5, 2006 01:34 AM (GMT)
Calista Green - July 5, 2006 02:08 AM (GMT)
:lol: lol So funny!!!
Be HOT, Be TRUE, Be WILD, Be YOU!!!
Aimz - July 5, 2006 11:57 AM (GMT)
LMAO, That was great!!
And damn, those two look HOT together!!!!
Vixxen - July 5, 2006 03:57 PM (GMT)
LOL cute!
Hey this was my idea!! I wanted to do a Caption Michelles picture sticky thread, damn you, beating me to it :P!! haha but knowing me I would have never done it, no time!! So Good job Jill that was cute. They look so cutesy.
Make a Vin one now :D kidding!
Michelle2686 - July 5, 2006 08:07 PM (GMT)
HaHa that was funny! :lol: :lol:
Nice hope you make more.
Jill - July 5, 2006 09:29 PM (GMT)
Thanx everyone! :D
Another one, from Lost:
(And I'll make one with Vin soon :P)

Sawyer: Ana, I can't walk anymore, I'm exhausted after tonight....

Ana: Oh, come on! You can walk behind this here! That's every men's dream, isn't it?!

Sawyer: *thinks* Yeah, she has a point there...*

Ana: *thinks* I have to look away for a seond, I can't handle that much hotness!

Sawyer: Listen honey, let me rest for 5 minutes and I'll be able to go all the way again!

Ana: All the way again? Now what's that supposed to mean?

Do I have to explain that after last night babe?

*thinks* Oh God, the attitude of this man! But that's what makes him so irresistible..

Listen Sawyer, no more complaining, we're moving ahead now! If you are a real man you stop nagging now and move on.

I thought you'd already noticed I'm a real man darling!

*thinks* I give up! He's too irresistible!
*says* Very funny.... And what do I get in return?

This look on my face.... Time after time....

*thinks* Yes! That's worth doing it for! Time after time....
Guchi2 - July 5, 2006 10:25 PM (GMT)
lol great work. these are hilarious!
chelsey :lol:
kyni - July 5, 2006 10:35 PM (GMT)
awesome!!! LOL
and have to say I just love Amaury Nolasco :wub:
Leigh - July 5, 2006 10:44 PM (GMT)
Liked the Sana....LOVED the Amaury one, lmao.
You know, those two would have some gorgeously bronzed babies. :D
L.
emz - July 5, 2006 10:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Leigh @ Jul 5 2006, 10:44 PM) |
You know, those two would have some gorgeously bronzed babies. :D |
LOL!!! yeah, thats what i was thinking :grin:
Jill, these are really good!!! :D
Aimz - July 5, 2006 11:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Leigh @ Jul 5 2006, 04:44 PM) |
Liked the Sana....LOVED the Amaury one, lmao.
You know, those two would have some gorgeously bronzed babies. :D
L. |
Good lord their skin is so pretty I want to lick them. And to make it worse Amaury has that beautiful bald head. LICK. LMAO.
Calista Green - July 6, 2006 01:00 AM (GMT)
:lol: Great work!! Hey, I only just figured out who Amaury is...... He's the guy off Prison Break right? I'm so slow!! lol :grin: :blush:
lol Sawyer!! :wub: ;)
Be HOT, Be TRUE, Be WILD, Be YOU!!!
lettyrodriguez01 - July 6, 2006 02:30 AM (GMT)
in the last Amaury pic, the woman on the right of Michelle making that "aww how sweet" face creeps me out every time and I have no idea why.
Lex
Skayla - July 6, 2006 03:14 AM (GMT)
sge is kinda creepy... haha loved that SANA one.
Leigh - July 6, 2006 03:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Aimz @ Jul 5 2006, 05:18 PM) |
| Good lord their skin is so pretty I want to lick them. And to make it worse Amaury has that beautiful bald head. LICK. LMAO. |
Aimz!
You naughty girl.
:D
L.
Jill - July 6, 2006 09:43 AM (GMT)
Thanks people! :D
Last one and than I won't bother you for a couple of days :P
I still have some stories from Lost I made a while ago, I'll post them later and next week I'm gonna make new stories.
This one is from Michelle on Ellen. Please don't take the drinking part the wrong way, I didn't do it because of the DUI or anything, just for fun ;)

Yeah, James Denton is on next week! I'm his biggest fan!

Ellen: Oh, Michelle, it was my biggest dream ever to touch you!

Michelle: I'm gonna button op my shirt...
Ellen: No no, that won't be necessary! This is better! :D

Michelle: Well, okay!

In that case I'll put out my shoes too.

Look people, these are the shoes I kicked Josh with in 'Lost'! *grins*

Ellen: I see, so these are the famous shoes? Can I keep them to remember you by?

Michelle: Of course Ellen, I'll give you some of my clothes too!

Ellen: *thinks* That's easy! She will be mine within an hour!

Michelle: Don't you think my ass looks way better without that thing on Ellen?

Michelle: And people, what do you think of these?!

Yeah Ellen, you will know I'm your guest!!
Ellen: *thinks* : Fine with me, I've never had a more exciting show than this!

Ellen: Michelle, do you feel like watching Desperate Housewives at my place while having a drink (or ten)?
Michelle: Hahaha, Ellen, what the hell? I only watch DH for James Denton, I'm not interested in their boring business. But I like the drinking part!

Ellen: Do you hear that people? Michelle and I will watch DH together tonight!
* gets hyperactive*

Ellen: Thanks for watching everyone! I'll fill you in about my night with Michelle next week!
Michelle: *thinks* Applause for myself, I just got myself a night of free drinking! :D
mr.pink - July 6, 2006 11:48 AM (GMT)
Hoelli - July 6, 2006 01:16 PM (GMT)
emz - July 6, 2006 01:59 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol: that last ones gr8!!!
Julz - July 6, 2006 02:04 PM (GMT)
ive done the create the caption games before where sumone posts a pic and ya have to think of the funniest caption and that was intersting....
but making a whole scene...your mad funny man...
lettyrodriguez01 - July 6, 2006 04:40 PM (GMT)
Lol, crazy people with too much time on their hands :-P just kidding, they're great. I like the "Yeah, James Denton is on next week! I'm his biggest fan!"
Lex.
doublell20 - July 7, 2006 02:33 AM (GMT)
hilarious!!! loved them all...especially the sana!
great stuff....
ll
Michelle_4ever - July 7, 2006 07:17 PM (GMT)
OMG girl you cracked me up!!!! I love it!!!! If you think you are boring us as you said in the top of your ellen fanfic post I'll tell u one thing: Bore me some more!!!!
I want more pwease!!!!!
Jill - July 10, 2006 10:09 AM (GMT)
Thanx everyone!! :D
Glad you all like it :P
So, to bore you some more ;) : another Sana-story I made a couple months ago.
(Many images, so it had to be in two posts... :ph43r: )

Ana: Gentlemen, where are you coming from?

*angry* I already know Sawyer, you were hitting on that bitch Kate!

I'll have to punish you for that!!

*pins stiletto in Sawyers belly* And how does that feel?!
Sawyer: I can take it honey!

In that case I should try something else. *pins stiletto in Sawyers chest*

Michael: OMG Libby, that self-defence course you gave to the women on the island did have some effect on Ana!
Libby: *thinks* What did I do?

Bitch, I didn't even cheat on you!

You think I believe that? I see how you look at her every time! You can't mess with me!!
*pins both stilettos in Sawyers chest*

Aaaaaauuchh!! Stop it! A man can't handle that much pain!
*Ana steps away from Sawyer*

You're gonna pay for this, bitch!

Oh really? You think that!

I'm only just as hysteric as every woman on this planet!

Tell me about it!

Appearantly you're still not impressed with me...
*pins stiletto between Sawyers legs*

You felt that one, didn't you?!

*rants* I should have never gotten involved with you! The thing is: You're so hot and irresistible, but on the other hand you're a bastard!

Well, I hope my point is clear *piches Sawyer cheeks*
Jill - July 10, 2006 10:10 AM (GMT)

Come on people, there is more to do on this island!

*thinks in korean* I hope Sun didn't attend that course of Libby!

Michael: That was cruel man!
Libby: I didn't mean for it to happen this way...

This isn't over yet...

*thinks* WTF! I hope he'll forgive me one day! Otherwise I'll have to find another man on this island....
*screens candidates* Jack: No, he's involved with Kate and he cries too much. Charlie: No, way too small!. Hurley: I can take a lot but I don't like being buried alive...
Conclusion: Damn, I do need Sawyer! He's my one and only!

Lets go folks!

Wait a minute Ana, we are not finished yet...

If you could do this a little bit softer and with more love in the future... I think it can be good!!

What are you talking about? Did you learn nothing?

Oh yes, you made your
point. I just got inspired for our lovelife...

Come on darling, you know we have the same dirty mind....

You might be right... I'll think about it...

*thinks* Good! After all she's hot! But she can't hurt me like that ever again... I should think about getting myself security..
Later:

Look honey, I hired a bodyguard!
Calista Green - July 10, 2006 10:40 AM (GMT)
OMW!! :lol: *falls off seat from laughing so much* Great work Jill!! :grin:
Be Hot, Be TRUE, Be WILD, Be YOU!!!
Hoelli - July 10, 2006 12:19 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
You should make more :dance:
junior fan - July 10, 2006 02:52 PM (GMT)
these are great man
i love the first box on the ellen one hilarious
man these are great
Vixxen - July 10, 2006 08:12 PM (GMT)
oh my goodness haha!! thats L-O-L funny.
fallen_angel - July 10, 2006 11:47 PM (GMT)
im gonna try at this

Michelle: Oh no there he goes trying to touch my lovely lady lumps
Guy: If only she would move her arms out of that mister burns pose

Guy: Hmmm kissing her neck is getting me closer!
Michelle:Hehehehe.....Lord Help me!
Calita - July 11, 2006 01:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jill @ Jul 10 2006, 12:10 PM) |
 You might be right... I'll think about it...
|
ROTFLMAO! That face! haha, its perfect :lol:
this is funny stuff u guys come up with!
Skayla - July 11, 2006 03:49 AM (GMT)
These crack me up everytime Jill!!!
and Hoelli i LOVE that Sana/ Pochahontas Banner... i cant get over it.
nice one Mel... the guy is Anan isnt it? did i spell it right?
MRIsMyIdol4Eva - July 11, 2006 05:08 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jill @ Jul 10 2006, 06:10 AM) |
 Look honey, I hired a bodyguard!
|
OMG!!! SO FUNNY!! LOVE EVERYONE's, BUT SPECIALLY THE BODY GAURD!! I FELL OUT OF MY SEAT!! EVERYONE MUST MAKE MORE, PLEASE :D :D :lol: :lol:
;)
Hoelli - July 13, 2006 10:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skayla @ Jul 10 2006, 09:49 PM) |
| and Hoelli i LOVE that Sana/ Pochahontas Banner... i cant get over it. |
Aww, thank you :D :hug:
Two more in case you haven't seen, hee ;)
lacyjo92 - July 14, 2006 07:00 AM (GMT)
rotflmao oh god my side...it hurts...my jaw...it hurts lololol that was funny must make more
Skayla - July 14, 2006 07:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Hoelli @ Jul 13 2006, 04:54 PM) |
| QUOTE (Skayla @ Jul 10 2006, 09:49 PM) | | and Hoelli i LOVE that Sana/ Pochahontas Banner... i cant get over it. |
Aww, thank you :D :hug: Two more in case you haven't seen, hee ;) |
*squee*
katheriner12 - July 14, 2006 02:22 PM (GMT)
fizziefran - July 14, 2006 08:53 PM (GMT)
they were funny both of them they made my day lol :P
PinkPrincess - July 14, 2006 09:39 PM (GMT)
I would try an attempt but i think il leave it to the professionals!lol!
They are all very funny. Keep them coming........ ;)
fizziefran not sure if ul be allowed to keep that avatar, its very flashy! i like it tho, Michelle kickin ass! :D