Disclaimer: Err hi. I don’t think I’m a writer or anything, but I thought maybe this would be a funny story! Don’t mean to offend anyone its just jokes. If you specifially dont want to be included [or want to be included, then PM me]. Also if you have ideas, feel free to PM me. There are some inside jokes, but a lot of the stuff is all over the forum! This is more in script form. Rather than story form. Enjoy.

The Wacky Adventures of MRU – OTHR/G/Written by Mogwaid/Not completed

The story thus far…

A group of hero’s were taking a break from their um...heroic activities when news arrives that one of their own have been captured by the evil…Evie-ls!

Vixxen runs up to the beach where, currently, Leigh (the courageous leader), and a small band of her followers (Aferrel, Mogwaid, Yariene and Betty_Boobs) are relaxing. She comes with bad news.

Vixxen: Captain Leigh, ive just received word that Michelle has been captured by The Evil Evie-ls!

Leigh looks horrified and turns to Yariene sitting on a beach chair and sipping fruit juice.

Leigh: Quick! Yariene! Get Mogwaid to fly the plane back to base camp and gather everyone else….I need to Pee so you go on without me! Vixxen, you teleport back to the base camp and warn the others.

Leigh gathers up 15 water bottles to pee in and Yariene runs and gathers up the other mods to fly back to base camp. Mogwaid slaps Vixxen’s ass for no apparent reason before she teleports.

Meanwhile back at base camp…

Junior: I got some jeans right and some new triners an stuff but other night i pondered about it and i don't like the jeans because people mught think im an emu(emo)…

Everyone looks at Junior.

Scouse: Um…Junior, what are you talking about?

Junior: IMA GURRRRRL!!1!!! Gutted, im i Chick Girl Female, golly gosh. WHERE IS EVERYONE, I LOVE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTONS.

Everyone stares at Junior and slowly backs away….
Vixxen teleports in.

Vixxen: Ok people, we have a crises on our hands. Michelle has been captured by the evil evie-ls!

Everybody gasps.

Vixxen: I have received word they are holding her in some sorta hatch on some Island, so we will fly there tonight to rescue her! Any questions?

Calista raises hand.

Calista: I have a question. Why wont huntress talk to me? Does she hate me? Did I offend her?! Is she dead?!

Vixxen: Erm…any questions relating to the rescue?

Mima raises her hand.

Mima: Can the ZULU TEAM KICK ASS UNDERGROUND MICHELLE ASSASSINS NINJA WARRIOR CRAZY FOOLS kick some ass!?!

Kayleigh: Yeah!!! Although I’m still recovering from my Carpel Tunnel at our last mission…

Junior: Ya B/C WE LoVe Mciehell N I WANA DO SOMATHNG 2 S2P DeM CAN U GIEV US FOD??!???? WTF Lolz! Vixen whow old RU?!!? 37?! 12?

Vixxen looks confused and annoyed at the same time. Scouse points to the sky.

Scouse: Look! The plane is here. Lets go get our Michelle back!

TO BE CONTINUED…

HILARIOUS!!!

i'm tingling/tittering (whatever) with anticipation over the thoughts of experiencing the next chappy!!!

excellent research on the characters by the way!

you've made them seem somehow - familiar - like they're just normal folk that myself as a reader have known for - what seems like - ages!

that's AMAZING writing - to make the reader feel soo much for the characters.

bring it on!

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thats awesome man. funny.

write more!

im so chuffed im in this story hehe emu

:o am i really that annoying aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rotflmao! Ohmigawd, Mog. That's soooo funny! I remember you talking about this! I'm so glad you decided to post it, lol! Evil Evie-ls, that made me laugh. And LOL at Junior! Wheee, I'm in it! w00t!

Waiting for more Darling!

ROTFLMAO.

Dear God, my eyes....won't....stop.....watering....:D :D :D

L.

P.S. I don't have to pee that much usually! LMAO! I told ya I had just downed a humongous thing of water!!! :D That's the last time I tell you guys in a chat "I have to go pee" more than once, let me tell you....:P

:lol: brilliant

LMAO :lol: This is very good, can't wait for the next one!

so i am really that annoying

im sorry

and leigh its not the water its the whole michelle total speaking to her thing thats making you pee alot

^^ it's the caps chels. makes it hard to read. it's like virtual shouting all of the time lol!!!

I DO ALOT OF SHOUTING MAN I SHOUT WHEN IM HAPPY

LMAO Mog! This rocks!

Mog this had me LMAO

:makeout: scenes with everyone for me,please?After all i'm the hot brazilian girl here :whistle:

omg, that's great! I love it! it better be continued! lol

LMAO ROTFL

The Juniorfan characterization is spot one man Gutted.

I love ya Juniorfan so gutted.


haha, keep with it.

I want to add Yariene, woman of few words.

Yariene: Uh Kate can die.

And you know I would be talking about Evi and her strapon and how I am off to find Josh to jump his bones.

hehe gutted some one loves me hehe nevr mind lol

hey when do i say were is everyone huh when

i say woot alot as well BTW

i had a great suggestion hehe


IM REALLY THE BRAINS OF THE GROUP HEhe

yeah right i sit there in my own world wearing my

ZULU TEAM KICK ASS UNDERGROUND MICHELLE ASSASSINS NINJA WARRIOR CRAZY FOOLS top ready to morphin inotto red power ranger at any time lol

LMAO! You totally weren't kidding!! HAHA I was laughing so much chicky! haha that's my favorite part because yesterday's chat EXACTLY:

everyone: Vixxen how old are you?

Leigh: 87

Mog:102

Vixxen: you'll never find out, next question?

LMAO!! You make me laugh! I love it! =D Conitnue! I'm so random ;)

Let's go kick some E ass! I'm ready...as long as during the trip no one asks my age again! LOL <_< KIDDING. love ya. Hurry we all can't wait til the next chapter!

I already told ya what I thought. that's friggen hilarious! So funny.. so funny.. a very much a good laugh.

mog, could you somehow write in pips' ego? :D

;)

L.

I need some dialogue too.

Oh man I cant to read more of this it had me rollin'.

A

Oh i will. :lol:

i think thtas a sign for more laffin to come lol

What ego??? :angel:

Not my fault,if you can't handle the truth... :D

LMAO.:lol:..I love it

*snicker*

L.

*turns pips into a frog* :whistle:

hehe good one woot froggy

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL haahahahaah *gets up off the floor*

Uh oh I think I pee'd myself...GAH Leigh's influence

Um in the next episode of the wacky adventures of MRU, perhaps you could add in that I give Junior one big SMACK in the back of the head to put her back to norm :)

OooOooh and I'm luvin the random smack on the bum :lol:

at least it wernt my ass lol

it sok back of head not my fault man

Hehe * Miranda gets her boxing gloves....* Hehe

Maybe a smack in the ass works for you? Hmm I guess I'd have to try :unsure: lol
I'll bring my whip!

*whip noise*

That put Junior back to place!

Better add it next episode :lol:

i wanna read it already :D

Yeaaaa me 2!

cmon Moggy!

I wanna use my whip!

Either for the EL evil lil things or Junior :lol:

omg

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that stung man

ha den't work you can't stop the power of chelsea mwahhahahaha

CAPS LOCK AWAY

THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE CAPS LOCK

:lol:

Uh oh Chelsea is back

* Gets the Boxing gloves on again, and changes to Mike Tyson stance *

Bring it sister!
Ima bust those capital letters all the way to the Evil HATCH!!

Bring it on

YOU WON'T BEAT ME IN FIGHT SERIOUSLY

*borrows mimas whip*

*talks through megaphone* stay away from the CAPS LOCK button. chelsea, i repeat. stay away from the CAPS LOCK button.


only joking cj, think you're great really!! :P